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THE SEVEN HOTTEST STAGHOMME CLIPS YOU’LL EVER SEE
It’s been four years since Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho launched their Madrid-based indie studio Staghomme. That’s four years of facial cum-shots, four years of rapey fantasies, four years of...
View ArticleIT’S THE MOST ABSURD GAY PORN MOVIE TIE-IN SINCE ROOTS XXX, BUT IT HAS ANGEL...
This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said,...
View ArticleBRING BACK THE GAY PORN ORGY!
Remember the good old days before piracy and a recession turned porn back into a loop factory? The days of wine and near constant orgies? The days when just about every movie ended up with a foursome?...
View ArticleHAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM SEAN CODY
How to celebrate Valentine’s Day if you’re Sean Cody? With a smily porn shoot that looks straight out of an ad for toothpaste. Willis and Aiden celebrate their love, with a box of chocolates and an...
View ArticleHOOKER STORIES: DOES LOOK MILAN LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS AN ESCORT?
Have you ever expected an escort to comp you, just because he thinks you’re too good looking to be hiring a escort? It never happens, right? Why? Because escorts are not hustlers, not Florence...
View ArticleGAY PORN TUBE: SPENCER FOX AND BRAYDEN FORRESTER
Maybe it’s just the wallpaper, but I have an erection. Brayden Forrester, in his first real scene for Lucas, goes classy to get nailed by Spencer Fox. Brayden, Spencer and a taste of things to come,...
View ArticleSASCHA CHAYKIN AND KRIS EVAN’S BRAZILIAN VACATION
A few years ago I went to Brazil and crashed with some frisky nudists off of Ipanema. The problem with most nudists: they don’t look like Sascha Chaykin and Kris Evans. The Bel Ami porn stars decide...
View ArticleWHAT TO DO ABOUT JUSTIN CRUISE?
I got an email from Justin Cruise a few days ago asking me to remove various posts with him in it. As a Russian in a small university town, he claims that his porn past is getting him in trouble — and...
View ArticleDONNY WRIGHT ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING IN KENTUCKY FIREHOUSE
Donny Wright was arrested Monday night for breaking into a firehouse in Kentucky and masturbating on the fireman’s gear. Who wouldn’t? I like to imagine it — as I do many things — as a replay of the...
View ArticleTHE SECRET ECONOMICS OF GAY PORN, OR ‘WHY GAY PORN BECAME SO VANILLA’
I got this email from a reader yesterday morning. It seemed worth answering. When did porn get so vanilla? For many years, porn sites have had “theme” categories to organize content. You could choose...
View ArticlePLEASE DEBASE YOURSELF MORE, LANDON CONRAD
(N.B. Given the stakes, you guys convinced me that it was probably best to remove a previous post (and other posts) mentioning a certain gay porn star at risk for arrest or worse in Russia. Michael...
View ArticleHOOKER STORIES 2: WHAT’S YOUR ESCORT STORY?
Am I the only one with hooker fantasies? The only one who’s dreamed of a chorus line of Rentboys? The only one who’s used the (now, sadly defunct) Craigslist adult for masturbation material?...
View ArticleBLUE BOYS: RANDY BLUE TURNS 10!
Happy Birthday, Randy! It’s ten years ago this month that Randy Blue launched his eponymous site — at the time, the industry referred to Randy Blue derisively as “amateur,” which Mr. Blue bristled at....
View ArticleFirst Look: The Boy Who Cried DILF
After years of hearing about MILFs, I’m glad that gay porn has been embracing the DILF: It’s a trend I can get behind (or in front of, depending on who we’re talking about). Anyway, Chi Chi LaRue was...
View ArticleGAY PORN TUBE: ARNAUD CHAGALL PUMPS JETT BLACK
Arnaud Chagall is the new Gabriel Clark. Jett Black is the new Max Ryder. Cockyboys is the new Cockyboys, and I’m an old dog lapping its new tricks. Jett Black’s first hardcore scene, after the jump …...
View ArticleCUTE NERD ALERT! MITCH PERRY ON BENTLEY RACE
Glasses on. Pants off. Mouth open. Dick uncut. Bentley Race fucks gay nerd Mitch Perry, after the jump … CLICK TO ENLARGE: Bentley’s been on a bit of a tear lately. And I’m loving it. TRAILER: Mitch...
View ArticleDIESEL WASHINGTON RETURNS! (AS THE BEST ESCORT EVER)
Diesel Washington is one of the best escorts in the business, and this week he closes out NakedSword’s Hooker Stories with a ripped-from-his-blackbook tale of a spoiled brat (Jayden Ellis) borrowing...
View ArticleFRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: FRATERNITY X KICKS OFF THE WEEKEND
It’s Friday night, and if you bet that someone is all ready passed out — cue up Toby Keith’s Red Solo Cup again, Fraternity X set decorator — and having some sort of dubious orgy, you’d be right. Of...
View ArticleGAY PORN TUBE: ANGEL ROCK AND TRENTON DUCATI
My life pretty much revolves around Angel Rock these days. It’s like some PA cleaning up after a Jesse Santana and Tom Wolfe scene took the DNA-filled rags and brought it to a (gay) madman’s lab for...
View ArticleJames Franco: Unban “I Want Your Love”
Merely days before the release of his Disney blockbuster “Oz: The Great and Powerful”, superstar James Franco took some time out of his busy schedule to speak out on the recent banning of NakedSword’s...
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